UPWARD THRUST

(is happening in my pants even now)

18+ only! I'm sure you personally are very mature for your age, but I'm also sure I don't want to be held responsible for your delinquency.

NSFDP (Not Safe for Decent People)

I respect copyright. If I have reblogged something that you own the copyright to and you want it taken down, please let me know. Or if you just need a credit or a link to your site, I can do that, too.

I am a straight male. I am taken (but never against my will).

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Almost there… Almost there…

(said the X-wing pilot while looking to fire away into a tiny duct)

Frequently Abused Prepositions

1. Hung jury or split?

Hung. (In other words, ♂.)

2. How old are you?

Old. Go ask your parents.

2. Do you have any pics?

I’m heard, but not seen.

3. Do you have Skype?

Yes, with the same username, upwardthrust. But I have no camera or microphone. But I’m usually up for a chat. In fact, I can type faster than I can click.

4. Where do you live?

In a van, down by the river.

5. Are you taken?

Yes. However, she keeps me on a long leash. I’ll never be coming over to your place, but she doesn’t mind me talking to you. In fact, she says she could use the break from my predations.

6. Will she ever join you on here?

Not likely. She finds my taste in erotica to be too tame and is more photophobic than I am.

That’s all for now.